Screaming Static

My mom just knocked on my door and said “go to sleep” and whispers in the creepiest dreary tone “you’re not a vampire.”

Ha I’m way cooler than all my friends. While they were at concerts, movies, hanging out, on vacation, etc., I spent MY Friday night playing animated dating sims games and crying while playing the last episode of Xogla and Mr. Toko. Eat that.

Either there’s giant killer wasps with chainsaw arms in the woods behind my house…. Or I’m slightly schizophrenic….

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 54%
Your “Sickness Quotient” of 54% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you’re a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you’re impossible to please and you never shutup.
  
  
• Job Performance & Attitude
  Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you’d work for 5 years to automate it. You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you’re a veterinarian.
  
  
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is “What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.” Wrong. What doesn’t kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go “Owie!”

My Dad just ran that tough rutter marathon thing while i slept in till one, screamed at the legend of korra tv show, went on tumblr and ate pizza flavor goldfish…

when a random kid yells “SEX!” at you as he drives by, scream back, “I HAVE LOTS OF IT!”